3 posts tagged “funny”

So, Sunday night my wife and I went to go see George Carlin. I have to say, he is one of my favorite stand up comics of all time. Not only was the show hilarious (he dumped his previous act and had started a new one that night), but we were able to exchange our tickets at the box office for tickets two rows away from the stage. I was literally no more than 30 feet away from George Carlin while he was on stage all night long. It was great.

I also snagged a shirt containing the 2000 dirty words that Carlin has categorized. It was a kick-ass night.

I will take the below price or the best offer. Begin your bidding on this wonderful blog, you know you want to!

So I'm sitting her bored watching Scrubs (which I didn't discover until Comedy Central picked it up), and I found this on Something Awful:

GoDie posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: GeorgeM

Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AprilG

AprilG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: OH THANK GODS

You: we had a horrible incident at the zoo today

You: I NEED YOUR HELP

You: I need to know how to remove glue from a giraffe..

AprilG: what kind of glue

You: i don't know.. a lot of it

You: it's like an epoxy.

You: but it's a giraffee

AprilG: may I ask how it happened?

You: it's all over his neck

You: HE WOULDN'T KEEP THE ZEBRA COSTUME ON.. I KEPT TELLING HIM TO LEAVE IT ALONE BUT HE KEPT BITING AT IT

You: so i glued it to him

You: and now the play is over and i can't get this glue out!!

AprilG: I have been having a bad day but you have made my day

You: PLEASE HELP ME SAVE THIS GIRAFFE

You: oh god..

You: he's got another giraffe stuck to him!!! please jesus find me an answer!!

You: aprilG.. please.. for the giraffe.. and the monkey stuck to him.. please help us